Full of Lies

Full of Lies is the second episode in the fictional show Attending EFBS.

Plot
Even though she is now her deadly enemy, Brandie wants to impress Susan. Brandie finds that the easiest way to do this is lie so she starts saying that her parents are prissy movie star billionaires. Jillian and Mary seem interested and Susan accept her in her posse. However, on Visitors' Day Susan wants to meet her parents for real, causing Brandie to run to Jillian and Mary for help. They try as hard as they can to make Brandie's parents seem like all she said they are, but Susan realizes that they are lying and declares Brandie her sworn enemy yet again. Jillian and Mary cheer her up, however, and try to get her to stop trying to impress Susan, because the plans will most likely backfire in the end.

Meanwhile, Michael is trying to internet date on the school's website, EastFarely.com, in hope of finding a hot girlfriend. He finds Babybuttercup102 who ends up being Jillian. The two go on a date but are very uncomfortable around each other and decide to just be friends, departing awkwardly. On the way out, Michael bumps into super-cute Emily Brown, who ends up being Buttercupbaby102; apparently, this was the girl Michael had interacted with originally. The reason he was with Jillian was because he had gotten the names mixed up when asking her on a date. Emily rejects him and he is depressed, but gets over it quickly.

Quotes
Brandie: What can I say? My parents are, um...

Mary: They sell unicorms to people!

Jillian: Interesting occupataion.

Susan: So Norman, what do your parents do?

Brandie: They're prissy movie star billionaires.

Susan: What movies have they been in?

Mary: Unicornville and Unicornville 2: Return of the Unicorns!

Jillian: Mary, shut up.

Mary: What? It's not my fault I know that they starred in the Unicornville movie series.

Brandie: They're in production of Unicornville 3: Revenge of the Unicorns.

Mary: I told you they were in the Unicornville movie series.

Michael: So ... you're my date?

Jillian: Yeah.

Michael: [after awkward pause] Uh, so ... wanna go date now?

Jillian: Uh, sure. Kinda. I guess. Ish.

Mary: Unicornville 3: Revenge of the Unicorns just came out in theatres!

Brandie: Wait. What? That's a real movie series?

Mary: Yeah. You should know. Your parents were in it, right?

Jillian: You've got to be kidding me.

Mr. Norman: Hello!

Mrs. Norman: So you're the famous Susan Kaka. I've heard a lot about you!

Mr. Norman: Yep! Especially about your bad attitude and rude behaviour.

Susan: I'm very proud of it.

Susan: So you were lying to me this whole time?

Brandie: Yeah.

Susan: I should've known. Unicornville?

Brandie: Believe it or not, that's acutally a real movie series.